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About VirginBride
Elitist and crude.


If you're out on your bike tonight, do wear white.


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December 24th, 2019, December 24th, 2019 12:55 AM
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August 5th, 2008, August 5th, 2008
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Toilet Paper

by VirginBride on September 3rd, 2015, September 3rd, 2015 at 01:49 AM
I miss the days when when the only subject on a blog was discussion of toilet paper. The feel. The texture. The fatality of it.

Scotts is nice. I can use 12 tissues if I want. I can also use 40 tissues. I love the control of single ply.

Every now and then, I come across a problem. 12 AB hold me against the shower wall and HMM, HMM, HMM, Sweet, happens.

Is this what we have come to?

I miss the old days. I miss 1 ply toilet paper.

Updated October 3rd, 2015, October 3rd, 2015 at 05:25 AM by SquareMEal


I miss the old days

by VirginBride on October 18th, 2014, October 18th, 2014 at 03:55 AM
I miss the days when when the only subject on a blog was my discussion of toilet paper. The feel. The texture.

Scotts is nice. It is not a Koch product. It is Kimberly Clark. The roll has a decent volume of papers. 1 ply is great.

2 and 3 ply just feel like a crime. Such a waste. And the price sucks.

Scotts is my brand.

I know all other brands belong to the Koch Brothers(International Paper). If I use International Paper Brands when I wipe my ass,

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Updated October 18th, 2014, October 18th, 2014 at 01:40 PM by VirginBride (You can't read anything with the Halloweeen Background unless it is bolded.)


Times on the CTA #1

by VirginBride on July 19th, 2011, July 19th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
I live in Chicago and travel via public transit a lot. Hence, I see some interesting things on the bus.

A mother had her young daughter in a stroller on the bus. The little girl was fast asleep with her arms wrapped around a bottle of Coke. The mother reached in took the coke bottle to take a drink. The little girl started screaming and crying, reaching for her bottle of Coke. Mom handed the bottle back to her after taking a swig and the little girl was back asleep in 5 seconds, her

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TI Charity Work

by VirginBride on April 5th, 2011, April 5th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
So during the last field trip, we took a round by The Legion TF2 server. We've visited them a few times in the past. However, in talking with them, their members were a worried that their server was going to be shut down because it wasn't very active and their members couldn't get people to regularly play on it. Being the asshole that I am, I decided to follow up on it to show how kick ass TI is.

Last night I went over to their server and was soon joined by their "General of

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VB's Room

by VirginBride on March 5th, 2011, March 5th, 2011 at 12:53 AM
Killed most of a bottle of bourbon along with several beers. Showed a lot of people what good bourbon tastes like. Had 5 men in my bed at once. Filled my bathroom with 15 people. We have pics and video.

Traded Shaz for 2 packs of cigarettes. Bought him back for 3 limes and the bottom of a bottle of tequila. Apparently there is now a Shaz Economy because he had a county tax stamp on him.

It all feels like a very extended round of 2fort save for the lack of client side

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Awards Showcase - 5 Awards

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Seven Years of Service Name: Seven Years of Service
Serve as a member for seven years
Issue time: May 8th, 2016, May 8th, 2016, 03:35 PM
Issue reason: July 4th 2008
Deep Pockets Name: Deep Pockets
Donate a total of $500 to the team.
Issue time: June 8th, 2013, June 8th, 2013, 12:06 PM
Issue reason:
Deader Name: Deader
Die a total of 50,000 times on our servers.
Issue time: June 8th, 2013, June 8th, 2013, 12:05 PM
Issue reason:
Soulmates Name: Soulmates
Attend at least four public team meetups.
Issue time: June 8th, 2013, June 8th, 2013, 12:05 PM
Issue reason: 5 Meetups
Senior Admin Name: Senior Admin
Served as a Senior Admin on the team.
Issue time: June 8th, 2013, June 8th, 2013, 02:15 AM
Issue reason: Awarding lost awards.