hey home dawg get with the beat with what i'm throwing down on this plate of spaghettiBut in other news, hello fellow Interrobangers. I apologize for being somewhat idiotic in the first half of this thread. I'm not a fan of breaking character but a small part of myself was dying with each keystroke I did. But the show(thread), must go on. So we all know how much 04/20 means to the TI community, it brings out the best of us with great humor and positivity through our sick Modern League Gaming plays on everyone's favorite server/map, Turbine. When I think of Turbine, I think of this glorious holiday and say to myself, "What can we do to celebrate such an important moment in TI history?" Then, with the help of me and Frank (this guy you might recognize):
normally i would be giving u guys the latest news on competitive CoD: Black Ops 2, but today i hav something much more butterbetter:
TI APRIL 20TH TURBINE SNIPER BODYSHOT DELUXE PREMIUM DLC EDITION: COMIC SANDS EDITION!!!!!!!!
We decided that we should spend this glorious of days with a good ol' fashioned All-Sniper Duel on server #8 TURBINE-SNIPER-DUELxXx on Team Fortress 2. Since this is called an event, there have to be some winners and losers.
Sounds simple right? Wrong.
This isn't any formal pub occasion, this is a 100% pure competitive scene where everyone must show their A-game. Or their Q-game if they feel a bit spicy that day. With events, come rules of course. And with rules, there are those who break them. And with those who break them, gets into a long chain of events that lead to internet drama. But let's skip that part and just go straight to the rules, shall we?
RULE #1: IT'S NOT ABOUT SKILL, IT'S ABOUT PIXELATED COSMETICS. LOOK YOUR BEST THAT DAY. AND NO I DON'T MEAN YOUR $750 UNUSUAL COMBO THAT YOU CAN SHOW OFF TO THE LESSER FOLK. I MEAN THE GOOD CLEAN CUT SNIPER. THE ONES WITH A GIBUS, MERCENARY BADGE, AND PYROVISION GOGGLES. HERE'S AN EXAMPLE:
RULE #2: STUDY THE MAP, KNOW THE MAP, FEEL THE MAP, EMBRACE THE MAP. TURBINE IS ANYTHING BUT CHILD'S PLAY, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. SOME MIGHT TREAT IT AS ONE OF THE WORST MAPS KNOWN TO MANKIND, BUT NOBODY LIKES OPINIONS BUT THERE OWN RIGHT? ANYWAYS, WITH THE HELP OF THE TURBINE REGULARS, WE HAVE INCLUDED A GAMER'S GUIDE TO THE WORLD OF TURBINE SNIPERS:
RULE #3: ABIDE TO THE FISTING MAN WITH THE FISTING PLAN. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FRANK FURTERZ. YOU ALL KNOW HIM, YOU ALL FED HIS STRANGE FISTS A COUPLE KILLS OR TWO WITH HIS LUCKILY PLACED RANDOM CRITICAL HITS. HE WILL BE OUR JUDGE FOR THIS EVENT AND WILL GIVE A LUCKY PARTICIPANT A SWELL PRIZE! ISN'T THAT RIGHT FRANK?
RULE #4: ANY AND ALL SNIPER WEAPONS ARE ALLOWED.
But hey, back to prizes. I believe that's all why we're here today. During the event the details will be announced but participants will relieve some free metal donated by yours truly. Even some keys are thrown into the prize pool because even you could be the 1% to get a lucky unusual from the multiple crates that you possess!
But until then, hope to see you all at this event. Now I'm off to go cry in my sleep.