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SquareMEal
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 03:13 AM
A new day, a new challenge!
This one isn't hard and should be fun unless you're whiterunner and hate everything.
Complete the Mad Lib in today's gift and post it to this thread before the end of the day. All stories must be unique from each other. There will be bonus Charisma to the story with the most thanks under it by the end of the day. Have fun!

Hero88go
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 03:55 AM
This is a story all about a character, a shallow character. His name
was Platy and he was on a journey to hell. With him on this
journey was his superior sidekick, Hero. Together they had
fucked the wildlings on the king's road to king's landing.
The journey was raunchy and they were ready to drink in the castle;
but, when they arrived, they found it full of numerous scumbags.
They had to use the power of their awesomeness to rid the scumbags.
It was a long process.
After 1337 hours, our heroes had killed the arrogant council members.
Before they knew it, a harem of women quickly
surrounded them and berated them with limbs of the dead. Our heroes
didn't know how to react, but they knew their dicks were happy.

The Prince of Sweden
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 04:54 AM
This is a story all about a character, a jolly character. His name
was Pants and he was on a journey to Nighthawk's house. With him on this
journey was his sexy sidekick, whiterunner. Together they had
stolen the admin bus on the road to Canada.


The journey was dull and they were ready to strip in the bus;
but, when they arrived, they found it full of buttered-up Canadian border patrol guards.
They had to use the power of their friendship to sneak past the Canadians. It was a long journey.


After two hours, our heroes had arrived at the majestic Niagara
Falls. Before they knew it, a harem of boat enthusiasts steadily
surrounded them and beat them with herring. Our heroes
didn't know how to react, but they knew their collective goose was cooked.

MikeTSTL
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 05:31 AM
I did mine in the true fashion of madlibs, completely random names and words. Hope it works out. I have yet to read it myself.

This is a story all about a character, an abhorrent character. His name
was Boncka and he was on a journey to Narnia. With him on this
journey was his stunning sidekick, Nighthawk. Together they had
streaked the palladium on the road to East LA.
The journey was stellar and they were ready to snort in Detroit;
but, when they arrived, they found it full of flatulent peasants.
They had to use the power of their teeth to climb the saints. It was a long boner.
After 13.2 hours, our heroes had lost the giant cats. Before they knew it, a harem of forks slowly
surrounded them and masticate them with angels. Our heroes
didn't know how to react, but they knew their dog was tiny.

Nighthawk
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 08:57 AM
This is a story all about a character, a mischievous character. His name
was Chayoss and he was on a journey to Server 5. With him on this
journey was his untamed sidekick, SC. Together they had
overthrown the rebellion on the road to Server 2.

The journey was tedious and they were ready to settle-down in TTT;
but, when they arrived, they found it full of obnoxious hyenas.
They had to use the power of their ban hammers to erradicate the barbarians.
It was a long achievement.

After 3.14 hours, our heroes had eaten the power-up mushrooms.
Before they knew it, a harem of Blobfish staggeringly surrounded them and
poked them with hatespeech. Our heroes didn't know how to react, but they
knew their power was unmatched, hup.


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Uber
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 09:13 AM
This is a story about a character, a loving character. His name was Frank
and he was on a journey to Uber's House. With him on his journey was
Candy, his unwilling sidekick. Together, they hadhugged each other on
the road to Uber's House. The journey was dandy and they were ready
to hug in Uber's House. But when they arrived, they found it full of
jack shit. They had to use their powers of investigation to find Uber.
It was a long day.
After 2 hours, our heroes had not found their dear Uber. Before they
knew it, a harem of japanese robots surrounded them and shot them with
hidden roll cakes​. Our heroes didn't know how to react, but they knew
their quest was not finished​.

Kuckles22
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 10:37 AM
The story for the contest:

This is a story all about a character, a Blarg character. His name was Kuckles and he was on a journey to Booptopia. With him on this journey was his boop sidekick, Booper. Together they had blarg the boop on the road to Booptopia. The journey was boopy and they were ready to blarg in place; but, when they arrived, they found it full of booptastic Boopers. They had to use the power of their blarg to boop the Boopers.

It was a long mid afternoon. After 2 hours, our heroes had blarged the booptastic Boopers. Before they knew it, a harem of cookies swiftly surrounded them and booped them with flavors. Our heroes didn't know how to react, but they knew their boop was blarged.


I then got a little creative and Expanded the story:

This is a story all about a character, a very Blarg character. His name was Kuckles, not knuckles learn to read you plebs, and he was on a journey to the magical land of Booptopia. With him on this journey was his boopinist sidekick, Booper. She was the last of her species called Boopers a magical race that can do all. Together they had to blarg the boop on the road to Booptopia.

The journey was super boopy and they were ready to blarg in place; but, when they arrived, they found it full of booptastic Boopers. Booper was astonished to find more of her kind, she had always thought that she was the last and only Booper. Suddenly Kuckles noticed an unholy glimmer in the corner of Booper’s eye, she turned and said “Kookles would you mind getting some fire wood for me?” I replied “Why? We have so much already” she seemed slightly more annoyed by this and snapped “KOOKLES GO GET THE FIRE WOOD!!” and so Kuckles did leaving Booper and the other Boopers alone. Kuckles wondered for a moment at what would make booper act so strangely and why they would need so much extra wood, but then that moment passed and Kuckles didn’t give it another thought. “They had to use the power of their blarg to boop the Boopers.” Instead thought Kuckles, trying to imagine a proper place in this new story where that line would fit correctly. But he could not so he ignored it and pretended it didn’t happen.

It was a long mid afternoon. After 2 hours, Kuckles returned to the Booper settlement only to find it bathed in fire, homes destroyed and burning to the ground. Then Kuckles noticed the pile of dead Boopers in the center of town bleeding their rainbow blood, and all the tiny kittens that naturally live inside of every Booper had been set free, scurrying around the destroyed town tasteing fresh air for the first time. It was the cutest most horrifying thing Kuckles had ever seen. Then he noticed on top of the pile Booper covered in rainbow blood holding her mighty pencil sword. She gazed down at Kuckles and in a somber serious tone said “There can only be one, Kookles. There can only be one” then almost instantly snapping back into her usually bubbly voice “Did you bring the wood, Kookles? Got to burn these quick so we can collect the magic pixie dust from their ashes!” Kuckles would have been completely horrified by the whole situation if this was not a normal occurrence everyday with Booper so our heroes had blarged the booptastic Boopers. But before they knew it, a harem of cookies swiftly surrounded them and booped them with flavors. Our heroes didn't know how to react, but they knew their boop was blarged.

Pressdelight
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 02:04 PM
This is a story all about a character, a mirthful character. His name
was Magnet and he was on a journey to Mirthlewoodtopia. With him on this
journey was his megalomaniacal sidekick, Uber. Together they had
balanced the force on the road to Mirthlewoodtopia.
The journey was odd and they were ready to split in Mirthlegate;
but, when they arrived, they found it full of horrible cinematic flops.
They had to use the power of their mirthomaniacleness to overcome the boredomnesses. It was a long banana.
After 16 hours, our heroes had observed the anticlimactic visual trauma. Before they knew it, a harem of Team interrobanger chickolitas
surrounded them and constrained them with fuzzy handcuffses. Our heroes
didn't know how to react, but they knew their laughter was infectious.

The Frank Furterz
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 02:51 PM
Typing this while drugged maybe wasn't the best idea.

This is a story all about a character, a beautiful character. His name
was Born and he was on a journey to the Pokemon League. With him on this
journey was his seductive sidekick, Frank. Together they had
conquered the world on the road to Viridian City.

The journey was sexually tense and they were ready to battle in the eighth gym;
but, when they arrived, they found it full of dead gym trainers.
They had to use the power of their undying love to revive the gym trainers. It was a long process.

After 564.3754283905234563427906662930458734295673284095 73409672309509234554320965032495732405326409582734 96053209453290456328945723495792034572934587923467 93487889398193197358916235128934783619108108391839 27542534612516828198050385693691234805463857102384 7265481343258349712431923756921343924612596^343 x 0 + 2 hours, our heroes had murdered the tyrannical gym leaders. Before they knew it, a harem of horny Uber clones suddenly
surrounded them and stripped them with their bare hands. Our heroes didn't know how to react, but they knew their time as virgins was over.

fieryrage
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 02:53 PM
This is a story all about a character, a bland character. His name was fieryrage, and he was on a journey to California. With him on this journey was his sporty sidekick, Dustee. Together they had traveled the Pittsburgh-San Francisco airplane route on the road to California. The journey was beginning to start, and they were ready to leave for California; but, when they arrived, they found it full of tiny fedoras. They had to use the power of their ponies to remove the fedoras.

It was a long afternoon. After approximately 3 hours, our heroes had removed the tiny fedoras. Before they knew it, a harem of Team Interrobang members suddenly surrounded them and hugged them with more fedoras. Our heroes didn't know how to react, but they knew their journey was weird.

Войска специальн
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 05:11 PM
I felt dumb and uncreative, but meh.


This is a story all about a character, a dumb character. His name
was Johnny "Hot Cheese" McGee and he was on a journey to Canadia. With him on this
journey was his fat sidekick, Stevenski. Together they had
driven the Sexmobile on the road to grandma's.
The journey was scary and they were ready to freestyle rhyme in Canadia;
but, when they arrived, they found it full of huge spiders.
They had to use the power of their muscles to punch the spiders. It was a long day.
After 37 hours, our heroes had beaten the huge spiders. Before they knew it, a harem of rappers quickly
surrounded them and ate them with spoons. Our heroes
didn't know how to react, but they knew their sextoy was gigantic.

booper_101
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 05:23 PM
This is a story all about a character, a funny character. His name
was Sean Connery and he was on a journey to Team Interrobang. With him on this
journey was his odd sidekick, Spock. Together they had
eaten the children on the road to Team Interrobang.
The journey was misguided and they were ready to cry in The complaints and disputes forums.
but, when they arrived, they found it full of glorious butts.
They had to use the power of their butts to poke the
butts. It was a long evening.
After five hours, our heroes had disintegrated the poor butts.
Before they knew it, a harem of sexy admins quickly
surrounded them and beat them with dildo bats. Our heroes
didn't know how to react, but they knew their life was awesome.

TheGameFreak
December 13th, 2013, December 13th, 2013, 08:32 PM
This is a story all about a character, a swagalicious character. His name
was GameFreak and he was on a journey to the inside of an egg. With him on this
journey was his waifu sidekick Ghost Toast. Together they had
borrowed the magic school bus on the road to the Egg Mansion.
The journey was sugoi and they were ready to lie down in the attic;
but, when they arrived, they found it full of kawaii mailmen.
They had to use the power of their ceiling fans to jiggle the mailmen. It was a long rumpus.
After 420 hours, our heroes had tucked in the scandalous mailmen. Before they knew it, a harem of a single grape vigorously
surrounded them and pelted them with mean words. Our heroes
didn't know how to react, but they knew their egg pizza was ready.

Pengin002
December 14th, 2013, December 14th, 2013, 12:04 AM
This is a story all about a character, a furry character. His name was Kitty Fucker and he was on a journey to Kitten Land. With him on this journey was his bodacious sidekick, Kitty Face. Together they had picked up the pussy cats on the road to Kitten Land.

The journey was rough and they were ready to settle down in Kitten Land; but, when they arrived, they found it full of stinky vampires. They had to use the power of their pants to bind the vampires. It was a long shlong.

After one hours, our heroes had eliminated the stinky vampires. Before they knew it, a harem of zombie puppies swiftly surrounded them and soaked them with hoses. Our heroes didn't know how to react, but they knew their pussies was wet.

SquareMEal
December 14th, 2013, December 14th, 2013, 02:45 AM
Many thanks to our prolific writers:
Pengin
Gamefreak
Nighthawk
Booper
Boncka
Hero
Prince
Mike
Fiery
Frank
Uber
Pressdelight
and Kuckles

Bonus Charisma goes to Prince who, as of my writing this, has 5 likes on his madlib.

Additional bonus goes to:
Nighthawk
Pants
Pengin
Uber
Fiery
Prince
Mike
Press
Blade
Crasian
Butters
Stuart
Vanity
VB
and Gas for attending GotM for at least one hour.